If I had a fish, I would call it Nero. And people would say, "Don't you mean Nemo, after the Pixar movie?" and I would reply, "No, Nero. The Roman Emperor."
Or two fish. A red fish and a blue fish.
I'm serious! I'm not trying to be funny. I would like some fish. A nice red fish like fire and another as blue as something that is very blue.
An old tumbled down castle and a laurel wreath on the floor of the tank.
A plaque that says, "So Long and Thanks for all the Fish". Some one must make plaques with that phrase... If not I think I have just started a new business... Or could I sell the idea to ThinkGeek...
Fish is one of the words in the English Language that if you write it down too many times it looks as if it is spelt incorrectly.